User:steveinbuffalo on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 12:20:29 +0000
Ultra cheese!
User:steveinbuffalo on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 12:20:29 +0000
Ultra cheese!
User:banzaidog on Tue, 29 May 2007 18:40:45 +0000
"Cheese" doesn't begin to describe this movie. Tor Johnson's "transformation" into the "beast" requires him to wear a lump of oatmeal on his face. There is no synchronized soundtrack, so dialog occurs while the speakers are off-camera or in extreme long shots. There's a killing at the outset that has nothing to do with the rest of the film. And the portentous narration is a hoot, too: "Flag on the moon. How did it get there?"
User:banzaidog on Tue, 29 May 2007 18:40:45 +0000
"Cheese" doesn't begin to describe this movie. Tor Johnson's "transformation" into the "beast" requires him to wear a lump of oatmeal on his face. There is no synchronized soundtrack, so dialog occurs while the speakers are off-camera or in extreme long shots. There's a killing at the outset that has nothing to do with the rest of the film. And the portentous narration is a hoot, too: "Flag on the moon. How did it get there?"
User:auto7890 on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 00:56:50 +0000
ok
User:auto7890 on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 00:56:50 +0000
ok
User:krylonman on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 19:35:20 +0000
I read a scene-by-scene description of this (more than once, even), and it simply did not prepare me for the mind-pureeing boredom that is Coleman Francis. Nothing could have prepared me, I'm thinking. We'll get a five-minute scene in which a couple of people walk aimlessly and slowly through an ugly, featureless desert for mile after mile, just walking and walking, and we're lulled into a false sense of security...and then BAM! Just when you least expect it, all of the sudden they STOP WALKING AND KIND OF STAND THERE FOR A WHILE. My mind: blown. (Note: This describes every scene in the entire film, no joke.)
See if you can make sense of the movie's attempts to make some kind of cynical statement about people being caught up in "the wheels of Progress," a statement it makes through truly endless narration that mentions people being "caught in the wheels of Progress" about two dozen times (there's a shocking twist in which the narrator finally mentions that Justice also has wheels, and people may or may not also be caught in them).
The library music is well chosen, not because it fits the movie but because it's nicely composed and performed enough to be a suitable distraction. Its Bernard Herrmanesque blares of suspense may serve as life-saving injections of mildly competent artistry of the type most needed in a situation like this; unfortunately it's all academic because this movie will totally kill you.
User:krylonman on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 19:35:20 +0000
I read a scene-by-scene description of this (more than once, even), and it simply did not prepare me for the mind-pureeing boredom that is Coleman Francis. Nothing could have prepared me, I'm thinking. We'll get a five-minute scene in which a couple of people walk aimlessly and slowly through an ugly, featureless desert for mile after mile, just walking and walking, and we're lulled into a false sense of security...and then BAM! Just when you least expect it, all of the sudden they STOP WALKING AND KIND OF STAND THERE FOR A WHILE. My mind: blown. (Note: This describes every scene in the entire film, no joke.)
See if you can make sense of the movie's attempts to make some kind of cynical statement about people being caught up in "the wheels of Progress," a statement it makes through truly endless narration that mentions people being "caught in the wheels of Progress" about two dozen times (there's a shocking twist in which the narrator finally mentions that Justice also has wheels, and people may or may not also be caught in them).
The library music is well chosen, not because it fits the movie but because it's nicely composed and performed enough to be a suitable distraction. Its Bernard Herrmanesque blares of suspense may serve as life-saving injections of mildly competent artistry of the type most needed in a situation like this; unfortunately it's all academic because this movie will totally kill you.
User:isabellehintz on Thu, 15 Jun 2023 07:29:22 +0000
I took my time watching this movie. I saw it once more yesterday, which brought back some memories like getting over it.
User:catalenims on Thu, 24 Aug 2023 04:18:56 +0000
a good film.
User:catalenims on Thu, 24 Aug 2023 04:19:48 +0000
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User:larryellisons on Thu, 19 Oct 2023 02:35:30 +0000
This is great film as geometry dash bloodbath
User:italian on Wed, 29 Nov 2023 00:55:35 +0000
One of my favorite movies
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